I have no joke. Not kidding. I’m that lame.

An India-Saudi-Israel project takes force. Good, as it’s pretty much what Iran didn’t want. Read it at the Jerusalem Post.

“Racist and legally flawed, this legislation undermines Israel’s core values as a Jewish and democratic state.” Read Yuval Yoaz’s analysis at the Times of Israel.

Bar Kupershtein tells his story. Read it at Ynetnews.

“Researchers at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign have explored microwave frying of French fries, providing insights that can help food manufacturers modify their production methods. They propose combining conventional frying with microwave frying to provide the desired crispiness and texture while reducing the cooking time and oil absorption.” Read it at ACES News.

Trump says a whole civilisation will die tonight if Iran does not make a deal. Read it at the Guardian.

A sad spectacle. Read it at the Guardian.

Update: More at the Mirror.

It’s Friday evening!

I have used Movable Type since 2011 and still think it’s the best platform on the market.

A landslide victory for the opposition puts an end to Viktor Orbán’s rule. Read it at Hungary Today.

It’s obvious that most of Europe are happy that he’s gone. A blow to Putin, but a win for democracy and decency.

Apparently. Read it at Rolling Stone.

“The cult of personality is essential to leftist regimes because socialism and communism are built upon a big lie.” True. Read it at PJ Media.

You’d better hurry. The universe is gone in just 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years. Read it at Journal of Cosmology and Astroparticle Physics.

The Kremlin plays down loss of ally following Orbán’s election defeat. Read it at the Guardian.

A more loyal supporter than Putin. Read it at the BBC.

It’s Friday afternoon. 🍺

Maybe it’s the seventy virgins? Read it at the Sun.

Good. Punishing a victim of terrorism is absurd. Read it at the Guardian.

“It’s the same centuries-old stereotypes and blood libels, repackaged by replacing ‘Jews’ with ‘Zionists’,” says Israel’s ambassador to Sweden. Read it at the Jerusalem Post.

“Donald Trump’s naval blockade of the Strait of Hormuz is unraveling after dozens of Iranian vessels secretly slipped past US surveillance, even as the regime tightened its grip on the critical oil passageway by attacking three tankers.” Read it at Daily Mail.

The rise in colorectal cancer deaths in younger adults is concentrated in people with less education. Read the study at JAMA Oncology.

Agreement for urgently needed loan reached after Ukraine resumed pumping Russian oil to Hungary and Slovakia. Good! Read it at the Guardian.

He fell asleap at a meeting with the press. It’s not easy being an old man. Watch the video at Expressen.

It’s that most wonderful time of the week—Friday afternoon. Tomorrow evening, I’m off to Gran Canaria.

“US state distributes booklet to voters with a candidate statement blaming Israel for assassination of Charlie Kirk, attacking the Talmud, and linking to white supremacist sites.” Read it at the Times of Israel.

Congratulation, Your Majesty.