My iPhone Is Dead, Long Live My iPhone!

My iPhone 4 died today. He slipped away quietly in his sleep and was gone by the time I tried to bring him back on. There was only one thing to do after such a sad event—get a new iPhone. So, today, I order a new, 64GB, blackish iPhone 5s. It will be brought to me by the end of next week. Until then, you can’t ring or text me. If you want to get in touch, send me an old-fashion email.