Shabbat Shalom

It’s Friday and I’m preparing for a 25-hour slumber.

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The National Day of Sweden

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Today, on 6 June, Sweden marks its National Day, commemorating the election of King Gustav Vasa in 1523. It’s not completely unproblematic. My home is Scania, or Skåne in Swedish and Danish. It is the southernmost part of Sweden and didn’t become part of kingdom until 1658. Our history is more closely linked to Denmark’s. No member of the House of Vasa ruled over Scania, and many in this part of Sweden feel it awkward to celebrate a man who had nothing whatsoever to do with this region’s history.

The Netherlands Will Allow Kosher Slaughter

From Tablet:

Roughly a year after Holland’s lower house passed a bill that required all animals killed for meat to be stunned, in violation of Jewish and Muslim law—leading Dutch Jews and Dutch Muslims to band together to oppose the legislation—the government has cut a deal that will permit ritual slaughter so long as the animal is stunned after 40 seconds if it is not yet dead.

A good compromise.

Largest Ever Underground Hospital Opens in Haifa

From Times of Israel:

The world’s largest and most advanced “fortified hospital” was unveiled this week at Rambam Medical Center in Haifa. The 2,000 bed underground hospital is designed to keep patients and staff safe dozens of meters below ground even if missiles and rockets are falling above ground—in case the city ever faces the kind of attack it did during the Second Lebanon War in 2006. It is also designed to keep out chemical or biological weapons.

Hezbollah is not happy.

Stora Hammar Church

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Yesterday, I visited the small village where I was born and took a photo of its church.

Men Should Keep Testicles Cold for Better Sperm

“To make healthy sperm, the testicles need to be a degree or two below body temperature, which is why evolution has seen to it that they hang outside in their own sac, where it’s cooler,” the Independent writes. “Tight Y-fronts risk reversing what millions of years of evolution have achieved.”

Keep ’em cool.

Pentagon to Recognise Gay Troops

Sweet progress:

Last summer, gays in the military dared not admit their sexual orientation. This summer, the Pentagon will salute them, marking June as gay pride month just as it has marked other celebrations honoring racial or ethnic groups.

Weekend Round-Up: Norwegian Ritual Killing and More

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As part of my regular jury service, I’ve been in court listening to testimonies all week, which gave me very little time to blog. Anyhow, here are some news tips from my email inbox that I read today.

Norway’s Centre Party has decided it wants to ban so-called ritual circumcision, which is a popular derogatory description of Jewish and Muslim custom. It’s a way to make it seem barbaric. If one hated Norwegians, a good way to describe their seal hunting would be to depict it “ritual slaughter of baby seals”. The work ritual makes it seem so bad, doesn’t it? Like when the anti-abortion crowd scream about “ritual killing” when talking about women who terminate their pregnancies.

For the first time ever, a women has been ordained rabbi in American Orthodox Judaism. Great news. Gender discrimination is an insult to Judaism.

And finally, the leader of the Turkish movement that violently attacked Israeli soldiers a few years ago has been caught supporting Islamist terrorism. No surprise, really—but still!

Greek Election Is a Victory for Europe

The Greek made a sane choice after all. But to save the European project long term, we need to talk about federalism. It’s that simple to me: either we go back to the nationalism that destroyed Europe for most of the post-Roman era, or we create a federal-style Europe where nation states share a democratically elected commission (senate).

The Secret Gay Agenda Ready for Download

I like this:

I’m sure you’ve heard a lot about the gay agenda, but may not know what’s in it. Here’s what you do: Download a copy of the United States Constitution, read it. Everything the LGBT community wants is in there.

So true.

On Brad Davis

I watched Midnight Express (1978) on television last night. I’ve seen the film before, but it was many years ago, and perhaps I was then too young to appreciate Brad Davis’s beauty. I remembered the film mostly for its homoerotic shower scene and the sadistic prison guards.

After I saw the film last night, I searched the Internet for information about Davis. He never really became the big actor he deserved to be because he chose gay roles. Homosexuality in Hollywood in the 1970s was deeply closeted and an actor with a gay rumour most likely ended his career. After reading about Brad Davis, I realise he was one of the pioneers who stood up for gay rights when no one else did. It ended badly for him, but it’s because if people like him gay people of today enjoy the liberties we have.

Read about Brad Davis here.

Construction Time Again

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This is the reason I’m an insomniac nowadays. Since September 2010, I’ve lived next to a large construction site. It’s only a few metres from my flat and the room I use as office. The noise begins at six o’clock in the morning and goes on until ten o’clock in the evening, six days a week. Sunday is the only day I can really sleep. But I like the new house, which is to host the local police and the district court.

Here is what it looked like before.

Former Footballer to Tweet on Ukrainan Anti-Gay Bill During England Game

Pink News reports:

If passed, the Ukrainian Law 8711 would prohibit the promotion of homosexuality in the media. It has drawn international criticism with warnings that it would impinge on the rights of citizens, endanger those bodies working in Ukraine to protect human rights and hinder HIV prevention and treatment efforts.

Marcus Urban will tweet against the bill at @AllOut.

Midsummer Break

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Midsummer is a big thing in Sweden. It’s one of the most important holidays in the calendar, mainly because it gives Swedes an excuse to drink tons of alcohol and behave really badly. The biggest day in this two-day holiday is tomorrow, on Midsummer Eve. Family and friends get together and eat fish and strawberries. Crazy traditionalists dance around like frogs circling the maypole. It’s legalised insanity. But so are most ethnical holidays, and this is the Swedish example of that.

Anyhow, my father-in-law is visiting and tomorrow we’re off to celebrate Midsummer with my parents at my family’s summerhouse. In other words, there will little or no blogging in the next few days.

(Photo by Mikael Häggström.)

Anti-Minority Activist Unhappy about Being Labelled a Xenophobe

Patrik Lindenfors, a vocal spin-doctor at the Swedish Humanist Association, is unhappy about an article by five priests in Swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter, in which they criticise the militant atheists’ campaign for a ban on minority custom. Lindenfors replies rhetorically, “Since when did it become xenophobic to assert universal human rights for all people?”

The answer is simple. It becomes xenophobic when “human rights for all” becomes synonymous to “everyone be forced to adapt to us”. This is especially the case when this self-centred narcissism is the only argument against a practice. When militant secularists demand a ban on Islamic clothing or Jewish circumcision, it’s about xenophobia.

Now I’m off to see some atheists dancing like frogs. It’s Midsummer Eve and time to ridicule the silly heathenish, part-time Christians. Imagine what a sad place this would be with universal ban on everything not understood by the majority. Dancing like frogs at the maypole would be the first thing to go.

The European Rage over Dogs as Food

The Daily Mail making a big thing about dogs being made into food in China. Personally, I’m more upset about the complete ignorance Europeans often show when confronted with other cultures. In China, people eat dogs. In Europe, people eat pig. To many, it’s equally disgusting.

Last Gay Jewish Holocaust Survivor Dies

“Gad Beck, an anti-Nazi Zionist resistance fighter and the last known gay Jewish survivor of the Holocaust, died on Sunday in Berlin,” Jerusalem Post reports. ”He passed away in a senior citizens’ home six days before his 89th birthday, which would have been on June 30.”

Legalizing Same-Sex Marriage Is Good for Public Health

A new study shows what I already knew:

A study published in February by the American Journal of Public Health found that gay men in Massachusetts were in better physical and mental health after that state became the first to recognise same-sex marriage in 2003. Researchers examined the medical records of 1,211 gay and bisexual men who went to “a large, community-based health clinic” in a “large metropolitan city” and compared the patients’ use of medical services before and after the law went into effect.

Circumcision Ban Raises Spectre of German Anti-Semitism

“If a judge can attack Judaism as well as Islam head on in this manner without fear of the consequences, then perhaps a tipping point may have been reached in German society that may have serious consequences for the long-term viability of Jewish life in the country and Western Europe,” Jonathan S. Tobin writes. And he is right!

Imagine the Picture of German Police Arresting Jews for Being Jewish

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History might soon repeat itself, to the cheer of Sweden’s militant atheists. Bigoted lunatics!

It seems unavoidable that every generation finds some excuse to harass and humiliate Jews. First, we had the Ancient Greeks who banned circumcision, which inspired Paul when he created Christianity. Then we had the Inquisition, the blood libels, and the conspiracy theories. Then Hitler turned anti-Semitism into a racism; backed up by propaganda portrays of the evil Jew who torture animals and conspire against the Aryan Christians. Meanwhile, in the Soviet Union, Stalin banned Jewish circumcision because it violated his vision of a secular society.

In contemporary Europe, Jews are simultaneously attacked because we are made responsible for everything Israel does in the Middle East and because we don’t want to give up our Jewish heritage in Europe. We are trapped. Either we give up our Jewishness or we make aliyah.

Europe has oppressed its Jews for two millennia with various, but similar, pseudo-excuses in every generation. The latest excuse is in fact the oldest one there is. Circumcision has been a popular excuse for anti-Semitism since the Revolt of the Maccabees in 160 BCE. The Cologne court that ruled Jewish circumcision illegal is acting in accordance with its own xenophobic tradition. It’s a sad spectacle to see the religious freedom fought for during the Enlightenment go up in flames simply because people with little or no knowledge of Judaism and circumcision assume they have the right to strip Jews of our basic human rights.

I was born in Sweden, and I love Europe, but I begin to think that I have no future here. It saddens me greatly.

The Sound at Sunset

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I took a long walk this evening and saw the sunset over Öresund, the narrow channel between southern Sweden and Denmark.

Why Do Not Christians Circumcise Their Sons?

Brian Palmer of Slate has written an informed answer to that question. From the article:

Circumcision was uniquely associated with Jews in first-century Rome, even though other ethnic and religious groups practiced it. Romans wrote satirical poems mocking the Jews for taking a day off each week, refusing to eat pork, worshipping a sky god, and removing their sons’ foreskin. It is, therefore, neither surprising that early Christian converts sought advice on whether to adopt the practice of circumcision nor that Paul made it the focus of several of his famous letters.

Nothing much has changed since Roman time. In the article “The Ideal Prepuce in Ancient Greece and Rome” (2001), Frederick M. Hodges—himself an anti-circumcision activist—writes that the ancient Greeks and Romans linked Jewish circumcision to “concepts of primitiveness, barbarity, backwardness, superstition, and oppression”. This is precisely what anti-circumcision activists do now. The debate has been the same for more than two millennia.

German Parliament Should Act to Protect Circumcision as Religious Practice

Abraham H. Foxman of the Anti-Defamation League has issued the following statement:

Circumcision of newborn male children is a core religious rite of Judaism, practiced by Jews around the world. The decision by a district court in Cologne, Germany, to deem non-medical circumcision a crime places an intolerable burden on the free exercise of religion by Jews and also by Muslims who practice male circumcision as part of their religious faith.

We support the call by the Central Council of Jews in Germany for the German parliament to quickly pass legislation specifically protecting circumcision as a religious practice. Germany’s commitment to religious freedom requires nothing less.

We hope and believe the German parliament will have the political will to do so. Germany has dedicated itself to re-building Jewish life, and the consequences of a ban on circumcision would be a devastating blow to the future of the Jewish community. While the ruling by the court in Cologne does not appear to have anti-Semitic intent, its effect is to say “Jews are not welcome.”

I agree. To Europe’s secularists and Christians, this is only about what they consider a meaningless surgery, but to Jews throughout the world, it’s a matter of survival. There is no room for compromise. If we cant make our boys truly Jewish our people is dead in a generation.

Shabbat Shalom

It’s not easy being Jewish in Europe nowadays. In Germany, a district court tried to outlaw circumcision this week, and in Sweden, kosher food is expensive because no government has removed the ban on shechita, a law inspired by Hitler’s propaganda in the 1930s! But so far, no one has suggested a ban on Shabbat, although I’m pretty sure it will come. It will most likely be labelled a selfish and dangerous indoctrination of innocent Jewish children who wish for nothing more than being Gentiles. Give it time and the militant extremists will find some way to bring the mediaeval Shabbat-ban into this century.