Church of England Bans Gay Ceremonies

“A new law which allows civil partnership ceremonies to be conducted in places of worship in England and Wales comes into effect on Monday,” BBC News reports. “The Church said it would not host them just as a ‘gentlemen’s outfitter is not required to supply women’s clothes’.”

Ah, I love witty analogies! But the Church is right; a religious organisation has no more a duty to gay people than pharmacies have to projectile vomiters.