Your Son Will Be Fabulous

A friend texted me earlier today. He is puzzled about his son’s sexuality. When asked what he wanted to be when he grown up, the son replied, “I want to be Lady Gaga.” My friends wonders if this perhaps is a sign that his son is gay. I told my friend that many straight eight-year-olds love Gaga, but that his son’s wish to be her probably means that he, regardless of sexual orientation, will one day be a fabulous man. Boring loser boys want to be Justin Bieber.