Homophobe Had Sex with Gorgeous, Underage Youth

Remember Iris Robinson, the British MP from Northern Ireland who in 2008 compared same-sex love to child abuse? Well, it turns out she knew more about sexually abusing children than she let on. It has now emerged that 59-year-old Mrs Robinson had an affair with a teenage boy about the time she made her homophobic remarks.

(The part about “gorgeous, underage youth” refers to a quote from the BBC comedy Absolutely Fabulous.)